Hello!  Even though my name is Melinda nobody EVER calls me that.  At least, not since I was a kid and I pushed my little sister down the stairs in the clothes hamper.  I am Mindy.  

  This is not my vineyard.  Not yet, anyway...

This is not my vineyard.  Not yet, anyway...


I grew up in Wisconsin, but now live in Minnesota. I like long walks on the beach, coffee and donuts, both dogs and cats, but not guinea pigs because their little red eyes give me the creeps. My favorite color is pool blue and my favorite animal is an owl.

I watched too much of The Benny Hill show and Monty Python's Flying Circus at a tender age, which explains my wrong sense of humor. 

This is the most informative about page ever.  Obviously.